Investigator fawn on her. Coordinators call on her.
She is the very Model of a Modern Risk-based Monitor.
With a little help from Gilbert & Sullivan, Polaris describes the quintessential Risk-based Monitor.
(Sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General.")
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No singing.
Laurie, you've really outdone yourself this time! So darn clever! Congratulations on what (almost undoubtedly) will soon become a hit.
ReplyDeleteThanks, John. I write parodies all of the time, but this is the first time I ever "produced" one. I learned a lot!!
DeleteAbsolutely brilliant!
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DeleteThanks to Steve Kolb who had to perform musical surgery on the original, written-for-full-chorus sheet music. And for writing his own piano bridges to suture the wounds. Thanks, too, to Dan Simpson for taking on this verbal tommy gun when no one else would touch it. Looking forward to working with you on the next project.
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